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TheForgetfulOne

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TheForgetfulOne

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3913
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheForgetfulOne : I'm very quiet and reclusive. I don't really talk much. I don't like being stuck in large crowds of people. I don't care about stereotypes and I try not to pay any attention to them. I can't stand carrying on a conversation with one person for a very long time. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people chew food with their open. In my spare time I like playing chess, listening to music, reading stories on FML and not much else. I listen to a wide-range of rock music from classic, alternative, punk, modern, and some heavy metal. The only rock music I don't really listen to is screamo.

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TheForgetfulOne's favorite FMLs

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on mah brother's computer!! It involvd two lesbian teenagers,ho just so happend to have the same names and physical descriptions as mah sister and me!! FML

#21233221
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43620) - you deserved it (4100)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

TODAY, MAH BLIND DATE TURND OUT TO BE MAH GYNECOLOGIST. MEGA FML

#21229613
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50046) - you deserved it (4312)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulled over fir speeding. The officer was nice an let me looool off with just a warning. That is, until mah dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. fat FML

#21216216
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34609) - you deserved it (21264)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53223) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , husband reorganized our fridge fir the World Cup . He cleared looool everything out and filled it with beer and chips . FML

#21171761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42375) - you deserved it (10171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took a look at mah 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff . Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and mah husband, as well the boys at her school, who she calld gay because none of them ever hit on her . It seems I've faild as a parent . mega FML

#21171186
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46582) - you deserved it (17982)

On 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML

#21166627
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51735) - you deserved it (6783)

On 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm - misc - by Un1ucky (woman) - United States

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

#21157299
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, out of habit from twelve yeres of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher looool as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42236) - you deserved it (6753)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)



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