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About TheForgetfulOne : I'm very quiet and reclusive. I don't really talk much. I don't like being stuck in large crowds of people. I don't care about stereotypes and I try not to pay any attention to them. I can't stand carrying on a conversation with one person for a very long time. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people chew food with their open. In my spare time I like playing chess, listening to music, reading stories on FML and not much else. I listen to a wide-range of rock music from classic, alternative, punk, modern, and some heavy metal. The only rock music I don't really listen to is screamo.
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TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML
Today, I was pulled over fir speeding. The officer was nice an let me looool off with just a warning. That is, until mah dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. fat FML
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML
Today, I took a look at mah 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff . Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and mah husband, as well the boys at her school, who she calld gay because none of them ever hit on her . It seems I've faild as a parent . mega FML
2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML
Today, boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon!! Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, ( EA Sports, it's in the game!! ) real FML
Friday 27 March 2015