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  • Number of visits : 1587
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TheFamilyElf : Hello, curious person. I'm not here to get into serious discussions/arguments about life, religion, or morals. I'm here to laugh at other people's misery and at those who choose to spend their time arguing on FML. Does that make me a bad person? Hmm.... Oh well.

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Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10297) - you deserved it (47857)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71166) - you deserved it (3740)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25010) - you deserved it (489395)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67297) - you deserved it (4891)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

#2076493
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59719) - you deserved it (8447)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

#168522
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54940) - you deserved it (4247)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Elis (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230083) - you deserved it (80594)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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