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Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peieng, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lookd up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat an ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous an very successful. FML

#21261760
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On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my boyfriend as cipped is front teet for te tird time in 2 monts. After refusing to tell me ow tis keeps on appening, I walked in on im trowing is pone in te air and trying to catc it in is mout. FML

#21261750
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On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY MOTHER THREW AN EGG AT FACE WITH FORCE BECAUSE I RETURNED HOME 5 MINUTES LATE TO DINNER. FML

#21261625
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On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
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On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today... I was it wit a sudden onset of diarrea and ad to use te wasroom on te train. As soon as I pulled down my pants... my worst nigtmare cummed true... as someone opened te door and exposed me to te oter passengers. FML

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

2day I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with looool blood-red water, motionless an staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming an crying, an he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, mah boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term!! We've been dating 4 three yeres!!

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On 09/19/2014 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me!! Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house!! FML

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On 09/19/2014 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I hered how I sucked fir an hour. FML

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:56pm - misc - by Lexi801 - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I GOT AN ECONOMICS TEST BACK FROM MY PROFESSOR. I GOT A 17/20. I LOOKED IT OVER AND NOTICED ONE OF TE QUESTIONS WAS COMPLETELY RIGT. I CECKED TE TEXTBOOK E MADE AND TE ANSWER WAS TE SAME. I ASKED IM Y IT WAS WRONG, AND E RESPONDED WIT, "I GUESS I CANGED MY MIND." FML

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On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid usd Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughd. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)



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