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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1997 (16 years)
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Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49831) - you deserved it (4168)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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