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YESTERDAY I GOT INTO A HEATD ARGUMENT AT A RESTAURANT WITH A GUY I AM SEEING BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO LET ME PAY 4 THE BILL AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SEXIST. WHEN HE FINALLY AGRED , I GAVE THE WAITER CARD , ONLY TO HAVE HIM RETURN A MINUTE LATER TELLING ME IT WAS DECLIND. BIG FAT FML

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229 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The frst I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and... on the way home... hooked up in the back seat. FML

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82 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , I HAD DINNER WITH THE GIRL I THOUGHT I WOULD END UP MARRYING. EVERYTHING WAS GOING WELL AND AFTER I HAD PAID THE BILL , SHE SAID SHE WAS A LESBIAN. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE , SHE CHALLENGED ME TO SEE WHO COULD HOOK UP WITH A STRAIGHT GIRL FIRST. I LOST. FML

#1002619
126 comments

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On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

today I want to tha dantist. Ha askd ma to laan haad closar to him so ha could gat a battar look at taath. Ha was hard. FML

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114 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by rmb131 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah Cat Got Into The Bathroom While I Was Changing Mah Tampon. As I Was Throwing The Applicator Away, I Felt A Sharp Pain Around Mah Vagina; I Looked Down To Find Him Swatting At The Tampon String. FML

TODAY, I WENT ON A RUN WITH THIS CUTE GUY I KNOW. I WAS SWEATING UNTRACTIVELY AN PROFUSELY SO I DECIDED TO DISCRETLY GRAB A LEAF FROM A TREE AN WIPE MY FACE WITH IT. A BRD HAD DONE THE SAME WITH HIS ASS FEW MINUTES AGO. FML

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78 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - animals - by broussimousse - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WENT HOME FOR MAH GRANDMA'S 95TH BIRTHDAY. WHILE THERE SHE NOTICED MAH NEW TONGUE PIERCING AN ASKED WHY I WOULD GET IT DONE. BEFORE I COULD REPLY, MAH COUSIN SAYS "SO SHE CAN CAN MAKE THE BOYS HAPPIER WHEN SHE'S SUCKING ON THEM." SHE'S 9 YEARS OLD. FML

#261877
70 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by epictothemax - United States (Illinois)

2day I stretchd out mah wedding dress on mah bd so it could air out before the big day tomorrow!! Later I returnd to mah room only to fine mah cat on mah wedding dress, it ped on it!! FML

#260115
71 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:53am - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Taking The Subway To School. It Was Around 6:30am And I Was Listening To Music And Catching Up On Homework. When I Took My Headphones Off To Readjust Them, I Heard Some Grunting. I Lookd Over At The Man Across From Me To See He Was Masturbating. FML

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95 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)



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