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  • Town/Country : Statesboro, GA., United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (17 years)
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About TheEpicMilkMan : I'm 16 almost 17, I play drums, guitar, and piano. I'm a computer geek, and I'm a huge gamer. I like many different genres of music except rap and country, mainly metal, post-hardcore, punk, and alternative. Message me on here (not on much) or on kik @TheEpicMilkMan :)

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