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About TheElderTROLLZ : My shit is always happy when I flush it. Wanna know more? I own a van with no windows. Why? Because I live in there and don't want anyone to know. Duh.
Why does Dante have short hair and why the fuck is Vergil nice to Dante?!
I don't like The Elder Scrolls series anymore.
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Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML
Friday 21 November 2014