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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 June 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1301
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About TheElderTROLLZ : My shit is always happy when I flush it. Wanna know more? I own a van with no windows. Why? Because I live in there and don't want anyone to know. Duh.

Why does Dante have short hair and why the fuck is Vergil nice to Dante?!

I don't like The Elder Scrolls series anymore.

Kill me.




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Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24148) - you deserved it (1738)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday. What I unwrapped was a Kay jewelers box. Excited, I opened it to find a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML


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On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

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