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TheElderTROLLZ

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TheElderTROLLZ

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 June 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About TheElderTROLLZ : My shit is always happy when I flush it. Wanna know more? I own a van with no windows. Why? Because I live in there and don't want anyone to know. Duh.

Why does Dante have short hair and why the fuck is Vergil nice to Dante?!

I don't like The Elder Scrolls series anymore.


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Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

#19435990
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17001) - you deserved it (8266)

On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

#19433649
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (2304)

On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13767) - you deserved it (40495)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25363) - you deserved it (9464)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22390) - you deserved it (3866)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25105) - you deserved it (9227)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9602) - you deserved it (22144)

On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23386) - you deserved it (4577)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

#19356706
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17195) - you deserved it (12130)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am - health - by halfasleep (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18948) - you deserved it (1930)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18175) - you deserved it (4670)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

#19344885
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21246) - you deserved it (3824)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8850) - you deserved it (32759)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)



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