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TheElBurrrito

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TheElBurrrito

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3621
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheElBurrrito : The picture says it all. Boobs (a.k.a. succulent dairy holders for babies and grown men) and video games. Xbox to be more exact. I don't see any other reason for living........ Calm down, I'm actually not a shallow person. My sense of humor is a little bit on the inappropriate side, so don't take offense to any jokes I make. I'm not good at this whole "about me" thing, and I honestly think this is maybe the third time I've ever done this. Dallas Mavericks, video games and Batman is all you need to get my attention. If this peeks your interest or just want to talk, feel free to message away. I'm not really sure how to end these things, so I'll just say......

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
462 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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195 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14943) - you deserved it (48574)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

#14371571
49 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by whoawhoawhoa (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

#14161331
147 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67232) - you deserved it (10363)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

#14093222
117 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML

#14091257
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23970) - you deserved it (5154)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:35am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43114) - you deserved it (3591)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (5334)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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