About TheElBurrrito : The picture says it all. Boobs (a.k.a. succulent dairy holders for babies and grown men) and video games. Xbox to be more exact. I don't see any other reason for living........ Calm down, I'm actually not a shallow person. My sense of humor is a little bit on the inappropriate side, so don't take offense to any jokes I make. I'm not good at this whole "about me" thing, and I honestly think this is maybe the third time I've ever done this. Dallas Mavericks, video games and Batman is all you need to get my attention. If this peeks your interest or just want to talk, feel free to message away. I'm not really sure how to end these things, so I'll just say......
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by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by THOMASisMYname / 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 11:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anna / 07/06/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by fmlguy382 / 06/22/2011 at 4:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm / Brazil / Geek
by efff my life. / 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Jon / 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…