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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML


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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML


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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML


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On 08/26/2009 at 3:09am - love - by micahmatt (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!". FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

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