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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheDuckie14 : I'm more than just a girl...I'm Simran!

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43969) - you deserved it (4992)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39754) - you deserved it (13390)

On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. Well while in the movie theater I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said "You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52248) - you deserved it (4577)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:22am - love - by heartbreakkid21 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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