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TheDrifter
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1981 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 4028
  • Number of comments : 2213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About TheDrifter : I have a decidedly warped sense of humor. If you are here because a comment of mine left you wondering "wtf is wrong with this guy?" chances are you didn't get the joke. It's ok. Not every joke is for everyone.

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Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43869) - you deserved it (7848)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58017) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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