About TheDrifter : I have a decidedly warped sense of humor. If you are here because a comment of mine left you wondering "wtf is wrong with this guy?" chances are you didn't get the joke. It's ok. Not every joke is for everyone. I also believe everyone must have a role in society for society to work. People, ideals and items that serve no useful function therefore annoy me greatly.
TheDrifter's FML badges
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
TheDrifter's favorite FMLs
by awkward / 02/22/2014 at 12:39am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
by NoorFML / 09/13/2013 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I… Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the… Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone…