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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14704
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>madnessking</b> - yesterday at 10:32pm<b>Trace01m</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 4:48pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:30am<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 12:14am<b>minimanion</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 10:13pm<b>zeusdom</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 12:15am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 9:10pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 3:05am<b>NomeDMF</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:47pm<b>kiba13311</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:16pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 9:56pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 1:11am<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:50pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:57pm<b>ernievaldez12</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 9:44pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:39pm<b>jforren</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:04pm

Fucked!<b>madnessking</b> - yesterday at 4:32am<b>minimanion</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 4:13am<b>zeusdom</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 6:15am<b>Teyros</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 2:47am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 3:23am<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 7:51am<b>christian1509</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 10:43am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:05am<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:50am<b>Coco_Tolisso8</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 8:30pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Kruitdamp</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 10:53pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 2:41am<b>infernno</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 10:03pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:40pm<b>BstMode</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 5:45am<b>MortenM</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:12pm<b>Aliadel</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:47pm

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TheDragonsGuard's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

by keelah / 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm / United States (Alabama) / Kids

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm / Spain (Comunidad Valenciana) / Animals

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

by Pisser / 06/26/2014 at 12:57am / United States (Oregon) / Animals

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

by Boulette / 06/23/2014 at 1:44am / Love

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

by paywithpoop / 06/22/2014 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

by icandothecancan / 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

by LoveGlove / 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

by Alex / 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Kids

Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

by Gibbster_ / 06/20/2014 at 1:05am / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

by forever alone / 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Love