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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheDorianMode : I'm a musician-in-training and I love art, music, coffee, and books. Also, I'm a pigeon.

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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