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  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4275
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About TheDog6 : Well I've been on FML for forever and finally decided to make an account.

Music enthusiast. Currently play sax clarinet and bass. Dream is to teach kids about the wonder involved in music.

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Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML


Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23227) - you deserved it (2439)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12397) - you deserved it (20971)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML


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On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML


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On 07/23/2015 at 1:29pm - love - by monogamyisalie - United States

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML


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On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML


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On 07/18/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by supersmashpika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML


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On 07/18/2015 at 12:08am - misc - by River (woman) -

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, an old friend and I reconnected. Everything was going fine until he threatened to visit me at work. I didn't know he knew my place of employment, so I replied, "Do you know where I live too?" He answered, "Would you hate me if I did?" FML

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML


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On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML


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On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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