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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3094
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About TheDog6 : Well I've been on FML for forever and finally decided to make an account.

Obviously I love dogs. Haha. I'm a music lover and play the sax clarinet and bass.

Gotta love fml for making me laugh daily

Don't really don't know what else to put... So um... Bye!

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Yesterday, I Was Watching The Movie Frozen With 8 Year Old Daughter!! I Had Seen It Before, So I Sung Along With Some Of The Songs!! My Daughter Putted A Finger Over Lips, Said "Shhhhhhhhut The Fuck Up," Then Turned Back To The TV, Giggling!! FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.


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On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, mah boyfriend laid his head on mah bare chest and said, ( You're looool like mah mother. ) FML


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On 08/05/2014 at 12:40am - love - by motherlover (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML


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On 07/26/2014 at 12:29pm - work - by PrincessPromotion (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I got it by a car wile walking into te ospital to visit ma wife, wo ad also gotten it by a car. real FML


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On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

today my student unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I broke mah tooth nerely in half. On a completely unrelatd note, the Jew's Harp is mah new least-favorite instrument. FML

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

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