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About TheDog6 : Well I've been on FML for forever and finally decided to make an account.
Obviously I love dogs. Haha. I'm a music lover and play the sax clarinet and bass.
Gotta love fml for making me laugh daily
Don't really don't know what else to put... So um... Bye!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Yesterday, I Was Watching The Movie Frozen With 8 Year Old Daughter!! I Had Seen It Before, So I Sung Along With Some Of The Songs!! My Daughter Putted A Finger Over Lips, Said "Shhhhhhhhut The Fuck Up," Then Turned Back To The TV, Giggling!! FML
Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.
2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML
2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML
Friday 27 March 2015