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About TheDoctorGuY : I'm pretty unlucky, I think.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27611) - you deserved it (2173)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33594) - you deserved it (4252)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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