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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
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About TheDoctorDonna : I playing Skyrim whenever I have free time, I play baritone in marching band and symphonic band and I am now in percussion class. I have 4 cats and a dog. I also like archery and I shoot long bows for the renaissance fair and compound bows for fun. If you ever want to message me feel free I can either be as mature as an adult or I can act like a little kid.

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Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML


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On 08/15/2015 at 11:47am - work - by bruised - United States (Florida)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML


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On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML


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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML


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On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML


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On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML


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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad tried to convince my mother to stay with him. "Think of all the great times we've had," he said and started naming off quite a few. Too bad none of them were about the three kids they had together, all were vacations. FML

Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by preggersss (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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