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Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

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On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)



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