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TheCoolGuy3434
  • Town/Country : Castle Rock, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TheCoolGuy3434 : a man who has a lot of bad luck

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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (4713) - you deserved it (36913)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend said that we needed to talk, he then told me that he cheated on me with my brother several times, but that it was a mistake, he is in fact not gay, just experimenting, and that we should still stay together. My boyfriend is 26, and my brother has a wife. FML

#7631365 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (35416) - you deserved it (1725)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - love - by disgusted (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (25298) - you deserved it (1819)

On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

#7564644 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (21306) - you deserved it (1981)

On 01/25/2010 at 5:18am - kids - by shitface (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a new born puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice ino my lap, and than coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulance. FML

#6527445 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (27235) - you deserved it (1736)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:34am - kids - by coloradoman (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML

#6501664 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (6578) - you deserved it (16417)

On 11/28/2009 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by nickyy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (30470) - you deserved it (3227)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)