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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3745
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheCitizens96 : Me? I'd say I'm pretty chill and easy-going, but I also appreciate people who use correct spelling/grammar. :) Trilingual college student studying to be an Accountant. 👌

.... Zombies. Horror movies. Football (Manchester City). Black Ops. Hot guys..... Enough Said.

I enjoy being outdoors and doing things like fishing, hiking, and canoeing. I love to work out, and I greatly enjoy watching Sylvester Stallone films.

I do have an Instagram, and I probably won't bite... So, don't be afraid to ask.

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Today, our new boss banned coffee from the workplace, comparing caffeine to hard drugs. His comparison may not be wrong; after two hours, I couldn't take it any more, and in between fantasising about his cold-blooded murder, I begged to be allowed just one last cup. FML


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On 05/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML


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On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML


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On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML


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On 12/23/2014 at 10:24am - love - by got any coupons? - United States

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML


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On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up with a swollen lump on my throat. It's extremely painful. My dad named it Gretchen and now talks about it as if it's a person. FML


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On 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML


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On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 11:30am - intimacy - by tw@ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

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