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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

#726526
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66680) - you deserved it (3774)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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158 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML

#151604
55 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ackbar (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
33 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
59 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

#2607
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On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

#1198
29 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:43am - health - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

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79 comments

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On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version



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