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TheCatSniffer's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
by Are you kidding me? / 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by grossedout / 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
by Ross R / 12/27/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by WTFFAIL / 12/03/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
by recmonty / 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek
by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
by Anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm / United States / Love
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 1:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Love