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Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (2016)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

#404
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31540) - you deserved it (6943)

On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46521) - you deserved it (25294)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (27105)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35565) - you deserved it (10095)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

#352
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (9762)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (4701)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

#342
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10630) - you deserved it (25048)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:02am - money - by Blue - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (4168)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (4168)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

#334
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8907) - you deserved it (21195)

On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7496) - you deserved it (61886)

On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7534) - you deserved it (27543)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (68731)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (68731)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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