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Today , mah philosophy taachar askd ma about mah parants. I raplid that mah mum was a claanar and mah dad was a bus drivar. In an astonishd voica , sha said , "But , your clavar..." FML

#434
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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah philosophy taachar askd ma about mah parants. I raplid that mah mum was a claanar and mah dad was a bus drivar. In an astonishd voica , sha said , "But , your clavar..." FML

#434
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I agree, your life sucks (31724) - you deserved it (2012)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

2day I haven't had sex for so long that mah condom have gone off. Fml

#404
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On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today , I swallowed the piercing that I had bought 4 looool my tongue yesterday . FML

#374
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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend cummd home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designd to help me "last longer". FML

#359
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On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Was Finally Able To Get To Know A Grl At University Who I'd Been Eyeing Up Fir Months. We Had A Nice Conversation. We Discovered That We Live In The Same Area... And So We Talked About That. I Told Her That The Little Restaurant Under My House Was Really Disgusting. Her Parents Own It. Mega FML

#352
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On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She startd looking at mah crotch an said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smild, but she insistd. Ashes had set mah trousers on fire. FML

#345
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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today , I bought myself an MP3 player. Later , I was laying in bed , listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal , when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table 4 some shut eye. I dropped mah MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

#342
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On 11/19/2008 at 6:02am - money - by Blue - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML

#337
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love wit my girlfriend an my landline rang . Obviously, I let it go to voicemail . At te very moment I was about to cum, I eard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweeteart!" FML

#337
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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Taday I was having a smoke out on the balcony of mah apartment!! When I was walking back into the house, I walkd straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with mah forehead, subsequently waking up mah 2 other flatmates at 2.30am!! FML

#334
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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

2day when I threw away mah cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
115 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today I had an important appointmant fir a job. During tha intarviaw mah callphona rang. My ringtona is ( Danvar tha last Dinosaur ). FML

#320
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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, to delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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