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Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19489) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15573) - you deserved it (10233)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18550) - you deserved it (3481)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (2038)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7270) - you deserved it (114740)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7722) - you deserved it (28907)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7233) - you deserved it (50343)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7233) - you deserved it (50343)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22711) - you deserved it (5864)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6478) - you deserved it (58081)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45892) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (9840)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (3251)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20557) - you deserved it (2520)

On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17524) - you deserved it (1955)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version



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