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TheCamoWulf
  • Town/Country : Nevermore, USA
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Today, I was trapped for 40 minutes in LA traffic after a car overturned and all 5 lanes of the 101 S freeway were closed. When the traffic finally began to move my car wouldn't start since I'd left the headlights on too long and was listening to the radio! And I was in the middle lane of the freeway. FML

#951
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:58pm - work - by bubba gump - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was trapped for 40 minutes in LA traffic after a car overturned and all 5 lanes of the 101 S freeway were closed. When the traffic finally began to move my car wouldn't start since I'd left the headlights on too long and was listening to the radio! And I was in the middle lane of the freeway. FML

#951
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:58pm - work - by bubba gump - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I'm a medicine student, it's my sixth year, and I have spent the whole day in surgery. No one dared tell me that what I was wearing on my feet was actually supposed to be put over my hair. Which was embarrassing. FML

#949
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:52pm - work - by Carrie - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
24 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML

#931
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by titov - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML

#892
21 comments

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On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
50 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

#715
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On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
25 comments

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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

#698
27 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
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On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version



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