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Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML

#892
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (2139)

On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16501) - you deserved it (1945)

On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16501) - you deserved it (1945)

On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7644) - you deserved it (24838)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (17360)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

#715
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18411) - you deserved it (4718)

On 01/06/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by Fred - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21879) - you deserved it (2784)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

#698
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9613) - you deserved it (19656)

On 01/04/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some « biodegradable » tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16323) - you deserved it (1855)

On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22240) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25117) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (7996)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19374) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19374) - you deserved it (3189)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)



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