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TheCamoWulf
  • Town/Country : Nevermore, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 62
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Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
163 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

#2324
61 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

#2289
17 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:36am - misc - by Spanky - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
39 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

#2285
34 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
34 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
27 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

#1976
24 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Dudeman5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
59 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
23 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
30 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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