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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18930) - you deserved it (36831)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (7788)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

#1510
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6527) - you deserved it (23728)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

#1510
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6527) - you deserved it (23728)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

#1499
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19010) - you deserved it (1735)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
32 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

#1439
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16270) - you deserved it (4660)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by BobbyMalone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
67 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15183) - you deserved it (7336)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

Today, wanting to change from the usual pizza/coca cola menu, I decide to cook. After spending 1h30 making a "beef chili with ancho, mole, and cumin" I sprinkle a bit of salt on top of it. The top came off the salt. I think it's back to pizzas for me. FML

#1229
47 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:00am - health - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
59 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (4116)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6927) - you deserved it (24426)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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