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Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

#2285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22437) - you deserved it (4947)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52528) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52528) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20445) - you deserved it (10409)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20627) - you deserved it (4770)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6495) - you deserved it (46026)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML

#1976
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20864) - you deserved it (5437)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Dudeman5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10437) - you deserved it (27380)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
25 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (1993)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (6470)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25411) - you deserved it (6470)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

#1700
40 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

#1634
64 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21638) - you deserved it (40561)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)



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