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TheCamoWulf
  • Town/Country : Nevermore, USA
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Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14930) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18215) - you deserved it (6127)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (4601)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19209) - you deserved it (5027)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19209) - you deserved it (5027)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

#3037
16 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22395) - you deserved it (2052)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
65 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
65 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7066) - you deserved it (16989)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (1516)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
81 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)



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