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Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (5815)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

#3037
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17693) - you deserved it (5122)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25419) - you deserved it (2280)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16178) - you deserved it (38221)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (2673)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (2673)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (21992)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15701) - you deserved it (68338)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7770) - you deserved it (18311)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
94 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (4941)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

#2591
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (3873)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

#2590
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5451) - you deserved it (26988)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:38pm - misc - by smoker - United States (California)

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

#2565
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (7448)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)



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