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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15592) - you deserved it (44862)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8819) - you deserved it (45044)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18758) - you deserved it (7060)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (362660)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31961) - you deserved it (2218)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML

#4725
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (3550)

On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34639) - you deserved it (5396)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7352) - you deserved it (30933)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

#4267
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19726) - you deserved it (3305)

On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31025) - you deserved it (4383)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39368) - you deserved it (14587)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7866) - you deserved it (41348)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18008) - you deserved it (4300)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21047) - you deserved it (6638)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)



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