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Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21452) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
354 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (2369)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML

#4725
40 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
50 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
37 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

#4267
14 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
48 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

#3898
16 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:34pm - misc - by crakbbyaparently - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
56 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
23 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
31 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)



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