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Today, ma fis's tank was all green an nasty, but I ad no time to clean it cuz I woke up late, so te job was left to ma mom. Wen I came back, te water level seemd ig, an te fis lookd a little strange, so I askd ma mom wat se did. Se said "I cleand te tank wit clorine!" FML

#404530
100 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

today after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home . I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield . The note read, ( F*** you, Jackson . ) I'm Tyler . Jackson is my co-worker . FML

#402387
86 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 11:17pm - work - by Dansonn (man) - United States (California)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
189 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found an old dress in mah house laying around. I decided to dye it green looool to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was mah grandmother's wedding dress that mah sister was planning to wear fir her wedding. FML

#379533
208 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a party an the cops came to bust the party. I jumpd out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrestd. I broke mah leg in three places an got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

#377584
189 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent a solid four hours an over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for mah new grlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet an sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

#374506
241 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 5:55am - misc - by WhatdyaDo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

#366764
351 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was fooling around with mah girlfriend 4 the first time. She put her hand on mah penis over mah jeans an said "Get hard 4 me." I was hard. FML

#364382
182 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fooling around with mah girlfriend 4 the first time. She put her hand on mah penis over mah jeans an said "Get hard 4 me." I was hard. FML

#364382
182 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with mah friend . My six year old daughter was also with us . While we were walking through the parking lot, mah daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML

#360907
118 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by hala (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
225 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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