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Today, I was walking into mah living roomhen I slipped over the carpet, bashed mah head on mah glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parent cummed runninghen they heard mah head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratche on it. FML

#1435324
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48038) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/28/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told mah mom I'm severely allergic to mah looool cat an that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. big fat FML

#1432736
95 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by My_Cow_kiM (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could looool pass me some information for my project . Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named ( School Work ) . That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn . FML

#1415955
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On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery an wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went an I thought I would show off a little bit an try to dip her an kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough an now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML

#1414687
71 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:50am - love - by Mikey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approachd me and told me the District Manager wantd to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was bieng frd fir eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today after two monts of unemployment I got a call from a marketing firm offering me an interview for an entry-level position. Wile Googling te company I discovered it's a scam. I graduated college in 3 years wit a 3.5 GPA an te only interview I can get is at a fake company. FML

#1394893
195 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 3:46pm - work - by Journo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to mah grandpa because of his red hair an was sad when it turned gray. ( It's ok, ) she continued, ( his pubic hair is still red. ) FML

#1378571
96 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

2day After Driving A Few Hours Late At Night I Decided To Entertain The Car Tailgating Me By Not Letting Him Pass. After Doing This 4 3miles, Reaching 93MPH, I Decided To Let The Car Pass Me. When I Switched Lanes, The Car Tailgating Me Light Up In Red And Blue. It Was A Cop. FML

#1363713
164 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was at a pool party . Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking mah shirt off . A girl in the pool shouted ( Hey, your the only fat one here, don't feel bad! ) . I was worried about wat mah friends would think of mah new bellybutton ring, I don't think I'm fat . FML

#1348524
118 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 5:47am - misc - by TheRawrza (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we were having a family get together at mah house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it lookd nice. I got a little bord and decidd it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into mah yard. right when i finishd, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

#1347593
134 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposd to be surprisd with a new car. I have overhered my parents talking about looool bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

#1334002
210 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face . When I putted the soap down I noticed a curly black hair stuck to it . Im blond . The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle . I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face . FML

#1323775
145 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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