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TheCamaraderie
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About TheCamaraderie : I have no idea why I created a account. I work, play guitar and play Xbox.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49765) - you deserved it (7359)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (7713)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by kingpin7 - United States

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (13377)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (2213)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:26am - work - by Labelme (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (2757)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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