About TheCamaraderie : I have no idea why I created a account. I work, play guitar and play Xbox.
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML
by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML
by kingpin7 / 03/30/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
by sarskii / 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Labelme / 01/02/2010 at 3:26am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love
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