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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheBrickWithouse : Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue
I found no drug compares to you
all these pills, all this weed
I dunno just what I need.

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37014) - you deserved it (9568)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43918) - you deserved it (10740)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39108) - you deserved it (5364)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41113) - you deserved it (3238)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (29972)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60506) - you deserved it (5646)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17344) - you deserved it (34459)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46763) - you deserved it (11966)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43046) - you deserved it (6572)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (6102)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21597) - you deserved it (38007)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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