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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 652
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheBrickWithouse : Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue
I found no drug compares to you
all these pills, all this weed
I dunno just what I need.

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Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

#17310535
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31791) - you deserved it (2806)

On 07/30/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by womboman - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32947) - you deserved it (6645)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (10825)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

#17289297
176 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (2647)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

#17284232
71 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

#17283905
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (4880)

On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
75 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29890) - you deserved it (15518)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36779) - you deserved it (5214)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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