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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheBoxGhost : Uhm.. Bees?

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:13pm<b>vegemute</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 2:07am<b>ZY1431</b> - the 12/12/2013 at 2:48pm<b>CaptainFoxbutt</b> - the 11/30/2013 at 11:37pm<b>shadan</b> - the 11/28/2013 at 6:05am<b>swedeNix</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 12:12am<b>hugozac88</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 3:25pm<b>profoundkisses</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 10:27am<b>FoxxSkies</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 11:39pm<b>earmuffs</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 12:55pm<b>rob02</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 1:40pm<b>nela25</b> - the 11/13/2013 at 1:45am<b>Austin0101</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 10:18pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 7:06pm<b>carry_on</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 2:45pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/06/2013 at 6:41am<b>MakeTodayADTR</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 5:08am<b>Gentelman999</b> - the 11/05/2013 at 2:51am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:13pm

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TheBoxGhost's favorite FMLs

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

by Madster15 / 09/15/2013 at 2:05am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

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Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love

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Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

by down trodden / 09/05/2013 at 3:45am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

by mtr1594 / 07/31/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Nevada) / Love

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Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." Then he walked away. FML

by help / 07/09/2013 at 4:57pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Geek

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

by yay! / 11/08/2010 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Animals

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

by jentea / 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy