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Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
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On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

#18111169
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On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
252 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
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On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

#18106898
70 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
140 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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117 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
158 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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134 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
138 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)



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