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Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I lookd in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinnd at me from the back window. I leapd out of the car, only to be chasd around by two people in clown masks. It turnd out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28554) - you deserved it (3038)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today , ma doctor told ma tat ta raason I'm losing ma ayasigt is cuz I'm straining ma ayas , an tat ta bast ting for ma to do is to limit ma tima in front of computars. I spant yaars in collaga to gat ma currant job wic involvas sitting in front of computars. FML

#18111169
88 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I want to mah husband's work to giva him lunch. His assistant told ma his "wifa" was in his offica. FML

#18108798
156 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING TO PORN. SHE SCREAMED AT ME AND ASKED WHY I WOULD BE MASTURBATING WHEN I HAD HER TO HAVE SEX WITH. SO I ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX, SHE SAID NO. MEGA FML

#18108392
254 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND CLEARLY STATED THAT I WAS "USELESS" WHEN ON PERIOD!! FML

#18108138
185 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING TWISTER WITH MY GRLFRIEND AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL. I JOKINGLY SQUEEZE HER BUTT, ONLY TO FINE HER MOM STANDING RIGHT ABOVE US. FML

#18106898
72 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
144 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I locked myself out of mah own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessd tat e ates orror films. Our relationsip was born out of our 'love for orror films. I ave endurd 3 years of watcing films tat absolutely terrify me only to fine out e doesn't lyk tem eiter. FML

#18101877
179 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I drove home on birthday, and mom said she'd meet me there!! I was a little surprisd to get home and fine she wasn't there, but even more shockd to see rabbit run over in driveway!! Turns out he'd gotten loose and mom had run him over, panickd, and left!! FML

#18101830
114 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today , I caught best friend in bd with current boyfriend . Apparently watching movies nakd is "the new in thing" . FML

#18101426
160 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah elderly nieghbor calld the police because mah cat was in her yard. I now have a citation an a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law fir cats in mah town, an it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today my dad walkd in on me masturbating . All I could say was ( Uh I had an itch.. . ) fat FML

#18100630
139 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck an jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air an smashed straight into mah ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel lyk I got sterilized. FML

#18098889
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21634) - you deserved it (9599)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)



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