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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)
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On 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm - health - by letmedienow - United States
Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 5:43am - work - by Anony-moose (woman) - United States
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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