About TheAwkwardGirl : I'm...I have...I'm just awkward. :( I decided, what the Hell. I might as well display my failures for others to see, that way SOMEBODY can get some enjoyment out of it.
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Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
by myasshurts / 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by happybudiess / 10/14/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/12/2011 at 2:11am / Canada / Love
by ksamp / 10/12/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by letmedienow / 10/11/2011 at 1:43pm / United States / Health
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…