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TheAwkHawk's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by allycat / 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by shorty / 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
by Ouch / 04/10/2011 at 4:55am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Ed / 12/05/2010 at 8:53am / United States (California) / Kids
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I was cooking dinner when I set off the fire alarm in my flat building. The neighbour from… Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I…