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  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML

#20616232
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (5011)

On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

#20615692
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17919) - you deserved it (39626)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

#20615670
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18995) - you deserved it (41022)

On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

#20615372
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48288) - you deserved it (5801)

On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML

#20615089
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45590) - you deserved it (3751)

On 04/23/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

#20613403
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58254) - you deserved it (7826)

On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32665) - you deserved it (111722)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my mother met my sister's boyfriend for the first time. As we talked about it later over dinner she said she didn't like him. When I asked why, she paused for a second and said, "Well, he really reminds me of you." FML

#20611376
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (2978)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:27pm - misc - by Ellwood - United States

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49226) - you deserved it (6436)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

#20420113
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34139) - you deserved it (3766)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

#20163929
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (2002)

On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

#20090283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (2297)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm - love - by - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8015) - you deserved it (29923)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the following two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

#19901144
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19273) - you deserved it (6543)

On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States



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