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TheAnubisHorcrux
  • Town/Country : Overland Park
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 61
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About TheAnubisHorcrux : I'm seventeen. This is one of the things I do when I have a moment of free time. I also like to write. Made this to join the comment wars.

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Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

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