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The1CalledGOAT
  • Town/Country : Saint rose, Us of a
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4062)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15142) - you deserved it (25504)

On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States



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