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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Thatpianoguy : Hey I'm Johnny, yes I have a bunny and it's pretty darn fat

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59295) - you deserved it (3047)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5352) - you deserved it (36266)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29123) - you deserved it (4670)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
193 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (38186)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
240 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

#8899793
132 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by space_cadet90818 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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220 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)



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