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That_Wolf_Gurl
  • Town/Country : Pewdiepietown
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About That_Wolf_Gurl : ✌️Redneck woman & proud of it

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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46094) - you deserved it (3926)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44327) - you deserved it (4781)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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