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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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That_Wolf_Gurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48294) - you deserved it (4525)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47139) - you deserved it (5499)

On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

#20944786
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61782) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45081) - you deserved it (8291)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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