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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and tey started talking about giving blowjobs to teir "boyfriends" . Wen I got mad at tem and told tem tey souldn't be tinking of tat stuff, tey said I was just pissed 'cause I aven't gotten laid . fat FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Today, ma 6-year-old daugter got mad at me fir not buying er yet anoter expensive doll. I ad to pull er away, and se started screaming fir elp. Te next ting I know, anoter sopper puts me in a cokeold and calls fir security, allile ma daugter smrks. fat FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML


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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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