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That_Guy_Jake_JR
  • Town/Country : East Coast, ALL DAY
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 7635
  • Number of comments : 106
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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10328) - you deserved it (33710)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (43302)

On 08/26/2010 at 6:09am - intimacy - by fmylife (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

#12751809 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (24793) - you deserved it (8141)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (10384)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (23562)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

#12176888 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (21567) - you deserved it (7970)

On 07/29/2010 at 12:14am - intimacy - by GGimabeast (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

#12175151 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (18419) - you deserved it (6305)

On 07/28/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by runandmope (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188 (282)

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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

#6760576 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (16186) - you deserved it (3209)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Will (man) - United States