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About ThatOneGuy719 : Don't be afraid to message me! I'm not the type of guy to turn down a new conversation. I look forward to meeting new people! I'm a very open minded and outgoing person. I'm always down to learn new things. Also I'm pretty spontaneous and will do basically anything that interests me and seems fun!
AMERICA IS OFFICIALLY 2015 YEARS OLD
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
Friday 26 June 2015