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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1946 (69 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1367
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

#21160325
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45268) - you deserved it (4566)

On 06/02/2014 at 10:00am - love - by CorCelesti (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66317) - you deserved it (7312)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62726) - you deserved it (6517)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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