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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1945 (69 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1012
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ThatOneGuy719 : Don't be afraid to message me! I'm not the type of guy to turn down a new conversation. I look forward to meeting new people! I'm a very open minded and outgoing person. I'm always down to learn new things. Also I'm pretty spontaneous and will do basically anything that interests me and seems fun!

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Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML


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On 06/02/2014 at 10:00am - love - by CorCelesti (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML


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On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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