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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 69
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Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (5497)

On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45118) - you deserved it (4773)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (50831) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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