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Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam
Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boss made me some Tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my number 1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version
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